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View BOYCE THE TRU LEGEND's Profile BOYCE THE TRU LEGEND Flag Croydon 14 Feb 09 11.41pm Send a Private Message to BOYCE THE TRU LEGEND Add BOYCE THE TRU LEGEND as a friend

Heard the joke about the butter?

Dont spread it.

 


What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish

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Kenny Lunt Flag Somewhere a whole lot better than ... 20 Feb 09 12.50pm

Isn't it ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg and will be in a box for Easter....?

 

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Security132 Flag . 20 Feb 09 2.49pm

Whats brown and runny?

Linford christy

Have you seen ray charles's kids? (...no...)

Neither has he

 

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Security132 Flag . 20 Feb 09 3.23pm

why couldnt stevie wonder see his kids?

cos they were black!

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 20 Feb 09 3.36pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

A very loud,
greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare
dependent,
chav, minger, woman wearing a
millwall top walked into ASDA in bermondsey with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
way through the entrance.

The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning
madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any
chance?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to
say, 'F*ck naw,
they're not twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the
f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just
stupid?'


'I'm neither blind
nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've
been shagged twice.

Have a good day,
and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'

 

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 21 Feb 09 6.11pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 21 Feb 09 6.12pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

We call our Granddad "Spiderman".
He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 23 Feb 09 5.21pm

I've got tiny rabbits tattooed all over my skull.
From a distance,they look like hares.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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View GMPALACE's Profile GMPALACE Flag 23 Feb 09 6.08pm Send a Private Message to GMPALACE Add GMPALACE as a friend

Quote Kenny Lunt at 20 Feb 2009 12:50pm

Isn't it ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg and will be in a box for Easter....?


Tried not to laugh, failed.

 

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 24 Feb 09 1.46pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

Just been watching Jade Goodys'wedding on the news.

It won't last.

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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miles18 Flag Telford 25 Feb 09 12.47am

Quote Kenny Lunt at 20 Feb 2009 12:50pm

Isn't it ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg and will be in a box for Easter....?


f***ing brilliant!!

 



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miles18 Flag Telford 25 Feb 09 1.14am

Another s*** joke about cancer?

Oh goody.


Jade goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today.

She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.


If you have the Jade goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.


Jade goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.

But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'c***'.

I used to really get turned on by women with shaved pussies, but now everytime I see a bald c*** it just reminds me of Jade goody.

 



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