Isn't it ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg and will be in a box for Easter....?

why couldnt stevie wonder see his kids?

cos they were black!

My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.

When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

I've got tiny rabbits tattooed all over my skull.
From a distance,they look like hares.

I know you are but what am I?

Just been watching Jade Goodys'wedding on the news.

It won't last.

When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

Another s*** joke about cancer?

Oh goody.

Jade goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today.

She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.

If you have the Jade goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.

Jade goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.

But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'c***'.

I used to really get turned on by women with shaved pussies, but now everytime I see a bald c*** it just reminds me of Jade goody.

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