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What’s the difference between Jade and a tube of toothpaste? The toothpaste will last until Easter.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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Quote miles18 at 25 Feb 2009 1:14am
Another s*** joke about cancer? Oh goody.
She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.
Mine only goes up to March.
But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'c***'. I used to really get turned on by women with shaved pussies, but now everytime I see a bald c*** it just reminds me of Jade goody.
"I have said many times before I would play here all my life if I could. " - Julian Speroni, 17th May 2010
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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A woman is sitting in a bar and orders a bottle of champagne,she then pulls down her skirt and moves aside her G sring and pours the champagne all down her pussy!
Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (03 Mar 2009 1:47pm)
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Q - what's the first sign of madness ? A - Suggs walking up your garden path !
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What's grey and sings?
I know you are but what am I? |
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What's Mr.T's favourite yogurt? Petit Filous!
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Quote regal_eagle at 17 Mar 2009 11:21am
What's Mr.T's favourite yogurt? Petit Filous! I know he hates the Blancmange, and detests the Trifle. But he pities, the Fool.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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Why did the baker have brown hands? He (K)needed a s**t
Xbox Live Gamer Tag: Cheesegate |
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two car batteries walk into a pub... barman says "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
Xbox Live Gamer Tag: Cheesegate |
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Wife gets naked n asks husband "what turns u on more... My prettyface or sexy body?" hubby looks her up and down and replies "ur f***in sense of humour!!"
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