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Haynesy44 Crawley 20 Sep 12 2.24pm | |
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Mary had a little skirt, a slit right up the back Mary had another skirt, a slit right up the front
We are the red & blue army! |
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wollongongeagle wollongong 27 Sep 12 11.48am | |
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Police made a public appeal today for any information that may lead to the apprehension of an Ecstasy manufacturing ring, which is using Wrigleys packaging as a cover for distribution in the Pontefract region. Chief Constable Albert Bucklethwaite of the West Yorkshire Police said it's a clear case of 'Eee by gum.'
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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Herewegoagain East Sussex 28 Sep 12 12.00pm | |
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Schoolgirl Megan Stammers and her teacher have been spotted drinking at a bar in France.
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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 01 Oct 12 11.21pm | |
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Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Billy says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . . " And you, Nancy?" "I wanna be Little Billy's bitch!"
Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)! |
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since1953 Maidenhead 01 Oct 12 11.38pm | |
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Two gay cowboys in a tent
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Bin Liner London , Southfields 16 Oct 12 12.15pm | |
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Alan Pardew has told his players to forget about the Wonga shirt sponsor deal and just go out and give 4040% in thier next game.
Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly |
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teejay61 The Cup of Sid 22 Oct 12 1.24pm | |
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Viagara have released a new tablet called Viagara 007 It doesn't make you any harder, it just makes you Roger Moore
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rednblueblood 27 Oct 12 10.51pm | |
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q.p.r.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 29 Oct 12 9.12pm | |
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What have New York and Danny Zuko got in common? They were both f***ed by Sandy!!
Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)! |
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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 30 Oct 12 9.15am | |
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I wish everyone would lay off Jimmy Saville. He was really nice to me. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)! |
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Catfish Burgess Hill 12 Nov 12 7.11pm | |
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A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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Bin Liner London , Southfields 12 Nov 12 7.20pm | |
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Dear Noel Edmonds;
Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly |
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